The Things They Told Me

You are a drama queen. You are mean. You are bossy. You dress like a prostitute. You will not give birth to a bastard grandchild. You will not finish college. You are not a grown up.  You will get married.  You need to find a rich man. You do nothing but read. You dress like a grandma.  You are spoiled. You’re too skinny. You’re getting chubby.  You don’t come see us.

Why do you hate us?